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My Uncle Jack's Off Kindle Edition

by Bo Nehr (Author) Format: Kindle Edition
3.3 3.3 out of 5 stars 69 ratings
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Hot dogs, pimps, elephants and crime. These things have absolutely nothing to do with this epic twisted tale, but you have to admit they're pretty attention grabbing, right?!?

Bored of reading the same old hum-drum books about superheroes, lawn furniture and how to grow the best cheese log? My Uncle Jack’s Off is a one-of-a-kind tale with a ham-fisted, adult-focused tone that will have you laughing out loud with every turn of the page until your belly aches. The best part? You'll know your stomach hurts from laughter and not tapeworms!

Here are just a few of the thought-provoking things world-renown book critics have had to say about My Uncle Jack’s Off

    • “I used my left hand to turn the pages instead of my right and it was like sharing an unforgettable experience with a stranger.” – Rosie Palmer

    • “I’ve heard some tall tales, but Uncle Jack has a story so big you may not be able to take it all at once.” – D.T. Sanchez

    • “My favorite part was the check I received for this endorsement” - Handsomely compensated reader who wishes to remain anonymous

    • “Finally, a story that the common unicyclist can relate to” - Gary the Unicyclist

    • “[Shakes book...] How do I get the sound out?” - Reginald, the guy down the block who confuses audio with print

    • “I find this book VERY hard to put down!” - Prank victim who got his hand superglued to the book

    • “It’s the perfect length. What they say is true... size matters.“ - A guy obsessed with tape measurers. Why, what'd you think?


    This book gives you all the raucous fun you can handle without being committed for excessive laughter. Perfect for late-night bedtime stories, bar mitzvahs, propping up a coffee table leg, surprise parties for the elderly, as a replacement for a toaster manual, or even light bathroom reading, it’s time you saw Uncle Jack’s Off for yourself.

    Pick up a copy of     My Uncle Jack’s Off by clicking “Add to Cart” above. You’ll love the side-splitting story, hidden pictures, and one man’s epic climax to fun.
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    1. Print length
      24 pages
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      English
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      Aug. 6 2017
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    • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B074MCWTCQ
    • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Pandergy Publishing LLC; 1st edition (Aug. 6 2017)
    • Language ‏ : ‎ English
    • File size ‏ : ‎ 7595 KB
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    • Print length ‏ : ‎ 24 pages
    • Customer Reviews:
      3.3 3.3 out of 5 stars 69 ratings

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    Bo Nehr

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    Bo Nehr is a reclusive individual who tends to pop up when exciting situations arise. He loves thrilling adventures and relaxing massages and greatly dislikes cold water and surprise visits from his parents.

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    3.3 out of 5 stars
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    Sandra Sam
    5.0 out of 5 stars 😂😂😂
    Reviewed in the United States on December 15, 2017
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    A wonderful read for a teenage boy. Wonderfully illustrated and funny. A great twist of words to bring a laugh to you.
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    Lolah
    5.0 out of 5 stars So rude yet so innocent looking!
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on October 1, 2017
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    "(Gasps!) I think I just read a naughty book!! With such lovely, innocent pictures too! Shame on you Mr Nehr" by Easily Offended of Essex ((giggles) that has sex in it too!)
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    D.L.R
    3.0 out of 5 stars My Uncle Jacks off
    Reviewed in Australia on September 24, 2017
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    Dry humour, not Very funny seriously reminded me of being a kid where the boys would use this humour with their friends.
    Great art work for a comic book.

    Any book or novels I leave reviews on are not dependent on the book/novel review author’s opinion. No one influenced my voluntary review for any of the books or novels I read, they are my own opinions
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    Barbara Mojica
    4.0 out of 5 stars FUN FOR ALL AGES
    Reviewed in the United States on September 24, 2017
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    This picture book is unusual. Written in rhyme and illustrated copiously with lots of cartoon-like illustrations, it appears, at first, to be a picture book for children. One glance at the title will have adults smirking.The book is filled with double meanings. That does not make it unsuitable as a funny and charming innocuous tale for children.

    Uncle Jack is a character, in the truest sense of the word. He has odd and quirky habits. Jack is a strange looking figure who is a musician, a handyman, a jockey, a golfer, a community activist, and a klutz. The short picture book follows Jack through a typical day as he moves around his community to familiar spots like the grocery store, golf course, the pool, and the tennis courts. Children will enjoy the simple and funny illustrations. It could be a funny bed-time story, a coffee table book or a beginning reader. Certainly, a book that provides entertainment for all ages.
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    retired reader
    1.0 out of 5 stars Sophomoric
    Reviewed in the United States on October 26, 2018
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    High school humor at best. Well do e as such if that's your cup of tea or boones farm for you older crowd.
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