"Midwestern nice" is hard to pull off when you're a bloodthirsty monster... Becoming a vampire has made Herb Knudsen's simple life a bit more complicated. Sure, he's a lot better at bowling, but he can't drink beer, the bodies are piling up, and his best friend Dallas is getting suspicious.
Fat Vampire by Johnny B Truant;
Bloodsucking Fiends by Christopher Moore;
Bill the Vampire by Rick Gualtieri